Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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