No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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