i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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