you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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