one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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