Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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