i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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