my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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