my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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