I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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