Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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