Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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