Did you just see the Batmobile???
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
