I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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