so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
