we're blogging at a bar
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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