okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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