My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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