Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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