used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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