i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I wish life had little blips of pornography
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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