I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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