She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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