just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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