Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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