? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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