Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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