she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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