whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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