I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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