i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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