just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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