It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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