their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think people are normalizing furries
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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