Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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