You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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