so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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