haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
All I want is dick and wine.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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