Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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