I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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