Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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