You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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