Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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