Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
dude. I can hear the air.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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