there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just gift wrapped bread.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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