maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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