is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know her cup size but not her name....
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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