Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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