operation have a gay friend backfired
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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