Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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