Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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