you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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