If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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