Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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