Do vagina's smell?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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