If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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