Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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